[Fakie]The Ultimate Application!

Name: Nick the Dick
Age: 66
Language: 1337

What are you applying for?
The fuck you think? This IS in the GM application part of the forum...

Where do you live?
An igloo up in Canada. My polar bear just ate my pet fish.

How active will you be?
I'm 66 and weigh 427 pounds. That answer your question?

How would you handle a hacker?
Ask him where he gets his hacks of course.

If two people were fighting, what would you do?
Cheer them on. Derp.

How many servers have you been a GM in?
Not enough, that's why I'm applying.

Why should we choose you?
Because I'm better than Pikachu.

What will you do for the server?
What will the server do for me? That's the real question.

How will you improve the server?
It will have me in it. What more can you ask for?

Reason for Applying?
Because I want a magical unicorn that can take me to Alaska. Why the hell do you think?

Summary

My name is Nick. I live in Canada. In an igloo. I eat raw moose. I use their antlers to scratch myself where the sun don't shine. I have had a fish. I like to hang with my homlies at our crib. I'm a white boy.

l-l473R5 900/V4 l-l473

/end of fake but FUNNY application

Lmao i remember this

Same xD

I wonder where he has gone.

I've seen like one Facebook status update from him in the past however-long.

Also,
>ITT : Newfags who post with less than 10 words

Wow wish I could post something that epic >.>

This is GOLD! I wanna make one!

Name: Jack the Crack

Age: 48

Language: English, god I'm from god dang America, not fking poland or something!!!!

What are you applying for?
Judging from how the hell this is in the GM APPLICaTION SECTION, I think I'm applying for a fucking GM position. Oh no, I'm applying for a job at the world's greatest resteraunt, KFC!

Where do you live?
I live with my 94 year old mother. The damn thing hasn't croaked yet.

How active will you be?
Every time I get my hands on this computer.

How would you handle a hacker?
Dc hack his ass.

If two people were fighting, what would you do?
Yo, where's the popcorn?

How many servers have you been a GM in?
I was a GM in FagsRUS MS. So far the only thing I've got.

Why should we choose you?
I'm a 48 year old hacker. I've helped hack the Pentagon.

What will you do for the server?
Play on it.

How will you improve the server?
One more person.

Reason for applying?
So I can ban all you lazy kids, and get cool eqps. Durr.

Summary:
My name is Jack the Crack. I robbed my PC and hacked the pentagon. I grow weed and smoke about 5 packs a day. I live with my 94 year old mother, and am wanted for stealing a burger from iHop.

Idk, my own version of fake app!

Lol'd NOW MEMEMEME D=

Why you want to be an Gm? I WANNA DO WHAT I WANNA DO!

æ◘♣Frogboy♣◘æ wrote:

Lol'd NOW MEMEMEME D=

Why you want to be an Gm? I WANNA DO WHAT I WANNA DO!

HAHA! Love it xD